What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

i dont care if you rate me or not

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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