Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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think twice or at least think

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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snooki

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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