what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

justin littleton being sucessful

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Diarrhea

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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