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What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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