what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

William wright is Gay

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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