Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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