- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

women's rights

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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