- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

What's circular and round A circle

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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