Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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