'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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