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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Poop.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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