- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

dick dick dick... frogs

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

smell the vitamin C

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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