What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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