What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Rebecca Black's career.

Okay, after this one then...

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

what's the difference between a duck?

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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