I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

V I T A M I N C !

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Fox News

So does Blake

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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