i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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