man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Well, there's one way...

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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