- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

ur mum

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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