- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

you first

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I can count to potato.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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