- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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