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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Why did the

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Chuck Norris.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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