- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What did death say to life? Go die

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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