why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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