- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

People...

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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