- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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I like colin but not as much as apple

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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