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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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