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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Refrigerator

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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darude- sandstorm

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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