What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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I had a submarine.... once

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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