- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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