How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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