A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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