- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Your sex life.

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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