Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Nickleback.

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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