What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What is white and long? A New York winter

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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