- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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