- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Many people of many races do many things every day.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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