- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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