- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

The Morman Religion.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

A: Knock Knock B: ...

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