- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Who is it?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

Kys

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

ugvvvvvv

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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