- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Muslim athletes.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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