- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

Justin Bieber.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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