Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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I'm Batman.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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My friend harris is fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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The NBA and womens sports

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Xzibit

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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