- Anti Joke

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta