- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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