- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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