- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Poop!!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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