- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

I have suicidal thoughts

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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