- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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