I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

all your base are belong to mark

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

There was an american man on the way to work.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

like most people my age. im 27

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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