Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

What's white and gluey Glue

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

VAGINA.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Obamacare

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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