- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

how did the man die he didnt

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Stop. Seriously stop.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

I bet you read this. Told ya.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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