Knock knock What?

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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PEANIS!

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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sure!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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