- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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