What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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