- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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