- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

scientology.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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