what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

William wright is Gay

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

God. God.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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