- Anti Joke

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant