What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Guess what? Bananas

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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