What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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I just drank a cola.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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