What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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