Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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