whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Your biggest fan.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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