YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Abortion

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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