- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

I've got a dig bick

women's rights.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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