A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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