A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Refrigerator

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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