a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

angelosnyder is not gay

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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