When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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