Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

I'm hungry.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

my gramma died

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

How many light bulbs? 1

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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