- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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