Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

What does two plus two equal? 4

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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