Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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My penis is big... not.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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