Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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