- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

LIFE :(

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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