- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

How do you make a car? You build it.

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