A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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I'm Jewish

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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