What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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