- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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