- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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